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	Item			From...	To...	Notes	Confirmation


	Item			From	To	Notes	Confirmation


		Renaissance Mayflower Hotel			Room 871. Kristen should be there. God! she gets paid more per hour than my lawyer, Michael. But then again - he is bald, 220 pounds and has a mustache!
		The Secaucus Outlet Mall - New Jersey			Gotta buy a cheap gift for the girl from New Jersey. Whats this ones name? Ashley? Kristen?
		Central Park Zoo - New York City, NY			Gotta look like a family guy - spend an hour there with the kids.
		The Four Seasons Hotel & Spa - New York City, NY			Send Silda here for the day. She deserves it and won't notice that I am in DC. I guess if I was in Albany, she would be suspicious. Anyway - gotta love that mud wrap at the spa.
		Museum of Sex - New York City, NY			Who knows - maybe one day there will be a display here for the Governor or New York
		The White House President's Park - Washington, DC			No worries for me. Look at that amazing place. Bill Clinton got away with some pretty wild stuff here. And all for the price of a pizza. And what about JFK - which one of those doors did Marilyn Monroe sneak into? Last few years - pretty weak. GWB watching football and the VP trying not to stress his pacemaker. In 2009 - "Is it Twue? Its Twue!"
		Tysons Corner Center Mall - Virginia			Pick up a nice gift for Silda.
		Shenandoah River Whitewater Rafting			River was a bit cold in Feb. Rental shops were closed. I found myself UP THE CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE
		Thomas Jefferson Memorial - Washington, DC			Another holy site for powerful politicians who think with their "other" brain - this is Wilbur Mills was caught drunk with Fanne Fox, a stripper who then jumped into the Tidal Basin. Two years earlier he had run for President. We got Nixon instead. Not a crook.
		The Washington Monument - Washington, DC			Nice image to remember from DC
		Bureau of Printing and Engraving			Wow - $4300 doesn't seem that much when they are printing it. Actually, its not that much when you get piles of money from your father-in-law, either.

About my trip:

Well its not really my Trip. 

I am not Governor Eliot Spitzer. I just found this really cool travel site and I am sure people are planning real trips. But, I wanted to have some fun and came up with this trip that Eliot Spitzer might have done.

Shows how he wouldn't go to DC just for an evening with Kristen and that he really is a family man. 

And with the dollar so cheap and me spending $80K a year on women, why not spend an hour or two in Tysons corner. Great shopping and President's days sale to boot.

And what can I say - the sites of DC are inspirational to me - White House (blue dress), Tidal Basin and more. And now that we may have a women, a brilliant harvard lawyer or a geriatric in the White House - the fun might all be over.

Enjoy and stay tuned. Next famous person does something stupid - I will plan their trip. 

-anonymous on the web

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